Grandpa’s wide awake this morning. Says to hubby, “You need to run for president, RFN (Robert Frank Novak).

Then he says, “That would make you the first lady.”

“Oh, I forgot about that part, I said. “No, way!”

We all agreed that once a year there should be a day when politicians can only use sign language. We can see them all gesturing: gimme, gimme, gimme!