Grandpa:”I need “three” prunes!”

Jill:”You’ve been leaving one in the dish every day for the last week. I’m only giving you two.”

Grandpa:”I “NEED” three prunes!

Jill:”Only if you’re going to eat them. I don’t want to have to go to the store any sooner then I have to. I run a tight ship! You were in the Army…I mean Navy…I mean Air Force – don’t “mess” with the mess hall! If you want three prunes, you’d better eat them!”