So I try to disguise the rice in Grandpa’s dinner. He hates rice!

I take ground beef, broccoli, rice, and cheese and mix it together. Then I add Old Bay seasoning, bread crumbs and eggs. I form it into patties and fry them. I put it on his plate and he says, “What’s that?”

I tell him, “They’re imitation crabcakes. Kind of like surprise meatloaf!”

He says, “You mean riceloaf!”

Ugh! I can’t pull anything over on him!