So I try to disguise the rice in Grandpa’s dinner. He hates rice!
I take ground beef, broccoli, rice, and cheese and mix it together. Then I add Old Bay seasoning, bread crumbs and eggs. I form it into patties and fry them. I put it on his plate and he says, “What’s that?”
I tell him, “They’re imitation crabcakes. Kind of like surprise meatloaf!”
He says, “You mean riceloaf!”
Ugh! I can’t pull anything over on him!